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Cell phone service comprises you owing a cell phone, carrying it around with you and using it. You don't have to have, say, AT&T practically move into your home and set up complicated electronic devices, that hum and glow in the night, to bring you the service. The service is there for you to use when you need it... and, for a family of three, you will probably pay AT&T about $150.00 per month for the most basic service using one of their data plans.
Verizon, with its Triple Bundle plan is this -- it sends a truck, or two, to your home. Several techs spend hours in your house installing all types of obtrusive devices in your basement or garage. The telephone service, the Internet service and the television service all runs through this hardware. You have the expensive option of hardwiring your service with cable, or using wireless technology, instead. Probably, most people go with the wireless. All this Verizon stuff will get you a bill of about $150.00 per month, to start with their basic good plans for three rooms of service.
OK, now here we are... you with both of these services. What I want to know is this:
Why in the fuck does the wireless telephone bill cost as much as the Verizon bill... especially considering all the hardware involved with bringing the Verizon service I just described to you. Why...?
Someone is ripping you the fuck a new asshole, people. There is no way in hell that AT&T should be any where near 50% of the cost of a Verizon bill from month to month. How much fucking money do these motherfucking rip off companies need from us... to have to screw us up the ass with their rip off before they bleed us dry of cash from our raw, bloody rectums?
This little missive had to be written today! I am tired of being ripped off by these monster companies who gouge out my eyes and ears and mind every month... just because they can. How about giving the loyal Saps who use your services a fucking break every one in a while... without trying to make them think you are doing them a motherfucking favor... motherfuckers!
Fuck AT&T, you fucking, rip off bastards! And, fuck you too, Verizon, for hiring absolutely bat shit crazy bastards, and bitches, who are as disrespectful to your customers as an MS13 pimp is to his whores! You gain your blood money wealth on the backs of people just trying to enjoy a goddamn football game without worrying about the bitches you have working your phones... or the bastards you have driving your trucks, or your goddamn rip off bills!
And people of America... its time you actually looked at and studied your monthly bills and decided, "Why am I allowing myself to be fucked in the ass like this by these companies? And, I'm not even freaky like that!"
Look at those bills!
RLJ
Cell phone service comprises you owing a cell phone, carrying it around with you and using it. You don't have to have, say, AT&T practically move into your home and set up complicated electronic devices, that hum and glow in the night, to bring you the service. The service is there for you to use when you need it... and, for a family of three, you will probably pay AT&T about $150.00 per month for the most basic service using one of their data plans.
Verizon, with its Triple Bundle plan is this -- it sends a truck, or two, to your home. Several techs spend hours in your house installing all types of obtrusive devices in your basement or garage. The telephone service, the Internet service and the television service all runs through this hardware. You have the expensive option of hardwiring your service with cable, or using wireless technology, instead. Probably, most people go with the wireless. All this Verizon stuff will get you a bill of about $150.00 per month, to start with their basic good plans for three rooms of service.
OK, now here we are... you with both of these services. What I want to know is this:
Why in the fuck does the wireless telephone bill cost as much as the Verizon bill... especially considering all the hardware involved with bringing the Verizon service I just described to you. Why...?
Someone is ripping you the fuck a new asshole, people. There is no way in hell that AT&T should be any where near 50% of the cost of a Verizon bill from month to month. How much fucking money do these motherfucking rip off companies need from us... to have to screw us up the ass with their rip off before they bleed us dry of cash from our raw, bloody rectums?
This little missive had to be written today! I am tired of being ripped off by these monster companies who gouge out my eyes and ears and mind every month... just because they can. How about giving the loyal Saps who use your services a fucking break every one in a while... without trying to make them think you are doing them a motherfucking favor... motherfuckers!
Fuck AT&T, you fucking, rip off bastards! And, fuck you too, Verizon, for hiring absolutely bat shit crazy bastards, and bitches, who are as disrespectful to your customers as an MS13 pimp is to his whores! You gain your blood money wealth on the backs of people just trying to enjoy a goddamn football game without worrying about the bitches you have working your phones... or the bastards you have driving your trucks, or your goddamn rip off bills!
And people of America... its time you actually looked at and studied your monthly bills and decided, "Why am I allowing myself to be fucked in the ass like this by these companies? And, I'm not even freaky like that!"
Look at those bills!
RLJ
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